Ugh. Sandra Bullock is not attending the Kid’s Choice Awards. Heidi Montag writes screenplays now. Khloe brags about her fantastic life. Gabby Sidibe is a joke in the fashion community. Emma Watson in leather. Sort of. This is why kids are dumb. Tattoo regrets. There’s a new Full Article

Eeeee! That’s the sound I made when I saw Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth together at the premiere of their movie The Last Song before I started hyperventilating and before I fainted and before the people around me at Starbucks muttered “homo” under their breath. Will no one help this fair damsel in distress up?! Full Article

Leonardo DiCaprio’s penis must be amazing. A genie must pop out and grant you three wishes if you rub it three times. That’s the only explanation I can think of for why Bar Refaeli said she was grateful that DiCaprio broke up with her the first time for 6 months. “It was a half year Full Article

Melissa Smith, a stripper and the second girl to claim she slept with Jesse James and to claim that they ended it long ago, says Jesse sent her a text just yesterday. A source that was shown the message by Smith tells RadarOnline.com exclusively, “Jesse sent Melissa a message yesterday and she showed it to Full Article

MediaTakeOut has learned from a “rock solid” source that Beyonce and Jay-Z are expecting a child. MediaTakeOut says Beyonce plans to work throughout her pregnancy. MTO are probably wrong but there has been no denial from Beyonce’s reps. Also, there aren’t a lot of insane superfans searching for a baby bump yet (or are Full Article

Serena Williams looks like she could kick my ass in three seconds. Those thighs are frightening. She’s like a T-Rex. If I jogged past her, instinct would kick in and she’d probably chase me and beat me down. Like she did to this guy. Related posts Victoria’s Secret knows how it works Full Article

On a Reddit topic for “WTF one-night stand stories”, the British socialite known as Peaches Geldof makes an appearance in a story from one guy who did lemon-infused heroin with her, popped a Cialis to get an erection so he could have sex with her, woke up puking at the Celebrity Scientology Center, left the Full Article

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio were all on hand to celebrate the 15th anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Catalog at the SLS Hotel in LA today. It’s a good thing I wasn’t there because I might have tackled them out of excitement and lay on them as they struggled to get out of Full Article

Glenn Beck rips James Cameron. Kendra Wilkinson’s breasts make an appearance. Kate Moss is a rocking mommy. Cheryl Cole should forget about the bra. (Site NSFW) I don’t think I can handle the cuteness. Kristen Stewart looks great pumping gas. Brandy’s got junk in the trunk. Full Article

A fourth mistress has sort of come forward alleging she had an affair with Jesse James. The unidentified woman claims to have had an affair for several years with Jesse which ended only recently. She’s hired Gloria Allred and has hundreds of texts to prove the relationship. “I represent a beautiful model and businesswoman. She Full Article